Funny bumper stickers

I saw these on one bumper.gun control-the ability to hit your target.

driver only carries 20.00 in ammo.

tailgating me could be hazzardous to your health.

I saw this one a taxi cab yesterday.

want a ride stick a jack up your ass.

My favorite is " you kid may be a honor student but your still a dumb ass"!!!!

I will admit these are not bumper stickers i saw them as but i would love to get these as bumper sticker,

Drink Coffee, Do stupid things faster with more energy.

I haven't had my first cup of coffee yet, don't make me kill you

I'll take a Cafe-mocha-vodka-Valium-latte please

Seen a year ago

my rotten kid beat up your honour roll student

I know someone who has one that says, "My Boston Terrier is smarter than your honor student"

😁 😁 😁 😁 if you can read this i lost my trailer. 😁 😁 😁 😁

Honk if your horn is broken.

My other car is a piece of shit, too!

My karma ran over your dogma.

Jesus love you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

😁 😁 😁 😁 this one isn't a bumper sticker but kinda fits in.

patch on the back of a bikers jacket.

if you can read this the bitch fell off. 😁 😁 😁 😁

At he height of born-again mania:

Run the Next Red Light If You Love Jesus

On the side of a mason's truck:

I Know Jack Shit

and finally:

Imagine If Stupidity Was Painful

I liked this one is saw in Spencer's at the mall

I don't have a attitude problem your just a ass hole

lol 😁

"Free brake check, tailgate to apply!"

"I stop for fairies, gnomes, pixies, leprechauns, ghosts, and other things that only I can see. Stay far away from me."

"I'f it weren't for assholes like you, there's be less demand for undertakers."

"In a hurry to get to your funeral?"

"The more you honk, the slower I drive."

"Don't laugh, a tailgater paid for this bumper."

"Back off, i'm not that kind of a car."

"If you're gonna ride my ass, at least buy me dinner first."

"Stop trying to shove your bumper up my tailpipe!"

"Caution: driver backfires without warning."

"Caution: paranoid driver on board...I said BACK OFF ASS HOLE!"

"Give me the middle finger one more time and you'll have to use a different one next time!"

"Save the ass kissing for your boss."

"If you rode your wife's ass like you do mine you'd have a better marriage."

"Keep riding me, and the other cars will think your car is gay."

"I am not a bus, truck, boat, train, plane, or hooker, so stop trying to ride me!"

"Ass, gas, or grass, no one rides for free."

"If you stare at my bumper like that, your headlights will go cross-eyed."

"I only enjoy it when my employees kiss my ass. Back off!"

"Yeah, I got junk in my trunk!"

How about "Hang up and drive!!".

😁 😁 😁 😁 i'm not a serial killer i'm a human population control specialist. 😁 😁 😁 😁

😁 😁 😁 😁 if you don't like my driving you can call 1-800 eat shit. 😁 😁 😁 😁

If you dont like my driving STAY OFF THE SIDEWALK

For you litty lovers

LOST YOUR CAT

check my tires

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with Ketchup

New sticker on front of my 4x4 truck

IF I CAN'T STOP

I'LL WAVE AS I GO OVER 😁

Lol i wish they made these

😁 😁 😁 😁 My Son Knocked up your Honors Student 😁 😁 😁 😁

"Left lane for people under 35"

I'm not handicap, just blowjob accessable.

Tailgaters keep me paid! 1-800-Lawyers

If you thought I drove fast, just wait to see how fast I stop.

Hands Free doesn't mean off the wheel.

The gas pedal is on the right.

Welcome to NY, now please go home.

"Join the Dark Side... We have cookies!"

This next one is upside down:

"If you can read this, flip me over."

I'll try to remember a few more that I've seen over the years...

Time for another post here by me

"If your not a hemrroid, get off my ass."

and on the bumper of my buddy's, dad's main company truck, making it the last thing you see after you pay him

"BITE ME"

Saw this one the other day "keep beeping while i reload"